gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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