Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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