the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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