Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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