I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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