Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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