I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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