who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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