Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
where does the pee come out of this thing
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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