we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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