I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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