At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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