Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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