Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just found puke in my bra..
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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