i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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