i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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