You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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