Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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