Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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