Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it hurts more in the daytime
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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