Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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