Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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