either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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