I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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