your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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