You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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