I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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