She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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