Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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