sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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