i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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