She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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