Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
