My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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