He had one of those small greek statue penises
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Found your dick twin last night
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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