I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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