I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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