I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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