But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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