I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Randomize
