Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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