dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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