i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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