his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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