I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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