just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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