And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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