Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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