have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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