I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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