I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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