what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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