i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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