From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
this beer tastes like vomit already
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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