Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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