i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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